#MeanMuggles

So, a vlogger I follow on YouTube hosted a blogtv session, and spontaneously decided that we were going to launch a trending topic on Twitter, which was #MeanMuggles. They were quotes taken from Mean Girls, but given Harry Potter twists. And now I'm posting them.

Mine:

"Oh my god Hermione, you can't just ask people why they're nearly headless."

"Don't use the unforgivable curses. You will get the dark mark. And die."

"Oh no. It was coming up again. Incantation vomit. No, wait, slug vomit."

"Know who's looking fine tonight? Dobby." "He's your house elf." "Yeah, but he's my first house elf."

"Professor Sprout has a huge ass? Who would write that?" "Who wouldn't write that?"

"Do you wanna do something fun? Do you wanna go to the Hog's Head?"

"My remembrall can always tell when it's gonna rain. Well, it can always tell when it's raining."

"Mr. Potter, why would Draco refer to himself as a 'Filthy Mudblood'?"

"I hear she does broomstick commercials. AT HOGWARTS."

"Cho Chang made out with Professor Filch? And so did Padma Patil!"

"Why are you eating a licorice wand?" "I'm starving!"

"I can't. I have to go to Ron's to practice for the talent show. We're doing a dance to this song..." "Weasley is our King."

"We want to invite you to sit at the Slytherin table every day for the rest of the week."

"My gran takes her vulture hat off when she's drunk." "Your gran and I have that in common."

"That is the ugliest effing dress robe I've ever seen."

"I heard he has a moleskin pouch, and a Nimbus 2000."

Others':

One time, Hermione Granger punched me in the face. It. Was. Awesome. (@kingsleyyy)

"Wow, Dumbledore, you've truly out-gayed yourself." (@tyleroakley)

"I know it may look like I was being a mudblood, but that's only because I was acting like a mudblood." (@tyleroakley)

And I want my pink robe back! (@Jack_Skaggs)

Don't be nervous. You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Durmstrang boys is cute. (@Mione_J_Granger)

Tom Riddle knows everything about everyone. That's why his Chamber is so big, it's full of secrets! (@AmberSatchell)

"Is Butterbeer a carb?" (@johneepixels7)

Don't try to apparate. Because you will get splinched. And die. (@alliepants06)

Twitter is fun.